Thursday, 18 April 2013

COVER STORY: IS THIS NATION WORTH MY BLOOD? *First published in TELL magazine May 14, 2012 Page 49


COVER STORY
IS THIS NATION WORTH MY BLOOD?
BY OLUDOTUN ADESUA
(AN EX-CORPER’S DIARY)

It was a sunny Monday afternoon. Having had a great time at my place of primary assignment. I left for Alhaji Omar Hassan’s residence where I taught his kids (popularly called PP-private practice amongst corps members). No sooner I got there, than I began to receive persistent phone calls from housemates asking of my whereabouts. I could not reconcile the extremely calm town and its warm people I used to know with the news of hostility and inhumanity that was reaching me. I rushed out of my host’s residence only to find out that the roads were deserted. I was petrified and jittery. At the peak of my desperation to get to a safe haven, a man who has just moved his family to the army barracks rescued me, a stranded stranger.
Scanned page of my article published in TELL magazine(a leading magazine in Nigeria)May 14, 2012 Page 49
How can I forget in a hurry how I fled for dear life from Zubuki village in Itas Gadau Local Government, in Bauchi state after I was given free knocks on my head and humiliated in my National Youth Service Corps uniform at the polling station where I was posted to as an an Independent National Electoral Commission(INEC) ad-hoc staff and later rescued by a god sent motorcycle rider. Eventually I got to Bauchi, the state capital at 11pm. Few hours after, the town was literally on fire. The INEC office in Bauchi LG was set ablaze, bonfires at the major roundabouts, roads and even wanton destruction of lives and property. The fear of these and unfavourable security reports and rumours locked me behind walls and gates for three days and nights. Hot, consistent and persistent fear-propelled prayers and intercession flowed ceaselessly and heavily from my lips and confused mind.
How can I also forget in a hurry how friends and acquaintances were sent to early graves? The body of Kehinde Adeniji, the brilliant and visionary president of Banking and Finance department during my set at the Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba-Akoko, Ondo State was brought back home before he finished his national service. I recalled our last moments at Gadau(where I was posted for the elections). We ate lafun, a local food made of  cassava flour, and okro and stew prepared in the same pot. He later gave me a  passport-sized  photograph to deliver to another friend of ours in Bauchi LG. I passed the night in an adjacent room to his; shared thoughts of our spectacular experiences and said farewell, not knowing that it would be the last.
As for Ayotunde Ebenzer Gbenjo and Anslem Nkwazema our paths crossed at Nigeria Christian Corpers Fellowship(NCCF), Gbenjo’s story is very pathetic in the sense that he with some other corps members were rescued from Tafawa Balewa’s LG’s communal clash that claimed lives and property- even a corper’s  lodge. Yet death still ambushed him during the post-presidential election crisis. In the case of Nkwazema (Anslem, Giade papa),a gentleman, he ran for safety into a police station but was smoked out and butchered thereafter. Should I wake the painful memory of the newly married and pregnant Gift Anyanwu who was badly burnt and gave up the ghost few days after at the National Hospital Abuja?
How do I forget Teidi Tosin Olawale, OKpokiri Obinna Michael, Adowei Elliot , Adewunmi Seun Paul, Okeoma Ikechukwu Chibuzor and Akonyi Ibrahim Sule? They all perished in what could be called a politically motivated conflict with religious colouration, the height of man’s inhumanity to man.
Source:the penultimate page of BAUCHI KOPA-A Publication of NYSC Bauchi June 2011.
 Although, I expressed an unusual optimism in an interview with   a reporter in a May 2011 edition of 234next(now rested)online newspaper, which was attacked by many readers. I captured my thoughts in the poem I titled ‘Tribute to Our Martyrs’(April 2011).
NYSC is compromised. It is a scheme that dances to the tune of the highly connected, the mighty  and the wealthy. Their children and wards serve in choice cities like Abuja, Lagos, and Kano, as well as big companies or organisations while the other choice-less corps members wallow in despicable conditions. Wicked employers absorb cheap labour, some even serve ‘legislooters’ kola nuts during meetings at the National Assembly(The Punch; Mar Fri 9 2012). What about those kidnapped by militants, even the Osun ‘royal rape’, or the avoidable road accidents that claim some lives. Little wonder, the acronym is sarcastically redefined as ‘Now Your Suffering Continues’
What a compromised NYSC! It is a pity that the Yakubu Gowon-conceived NYSC paramilitary and unifying scheme has become a laughing stock. The big question is: Has NYSC overstayed its welcome? Or considering its purpose/vision of national intergration, cultural cohesion, inter-tribal marriage, job opportunities to mention but a few. Or is it that it needs a complete restructuring?
Its one year(now two years), I don’t want to believe that a critical lesson learnt is that you can perpetuate and sponsor evil and get away with it. What a nation! When will greed for money, fame and power become a thing of the past in this corner of  the world?
 However, all thanks to the scheme for the smattering Hausa language I speak, the opportunity to impart knowledge and values into young secondary school students of Abubakar Tafawa Balewa International Secondary School and adventure to the northern part of Nigeria-for the very first time. But no thanks to the crisis for truncating my plan to visit Yankari Games Reserve, Bauchi.
A nation that eats its future destiny in the present is not worth a drop of my blood. Nevertheless, I believe in the Nigerian dream of the emergence of a great nation. In Dr Tunde Bakare’s words “Nigeria will prosper in my lifetime” .
-ADESUA, WHO SERVED IN BAUCHI STATE DURING THE CRISIS NOW LIVES AND WORKS IN LAGOS.
Mr President was dressed up for CDS meeting;this was taken when the going was good.
TELL May 14, 2012 Page 49

Friday, 25 January 2013

ENTERTAINMENT: I DO COMEDY,YET I’M NOT A COMEDIAN- S.E.GUN OSCA




ENTERTAINMENT: I DO COMEDY,YET I’M NOT A COMEDIAN- S.E.GUN OSCA

Door flung open, pleasantries ran across the room, bodies hunted for one another as ‘comedian’, public speaker and writer, S.E.Gun the Ondo State Comedy Ambassador, stormed the cre8tive lounge. The Extra-large bodied clown let us into his natural habitat and sphere of influence as he both made us laugh and intimated us of his achievements and dreams. S.E.Gun has a unique way of playing and bringing out fun from words, he calls it ‘punfun’;The closest he brings to mind is Dele Omotunde of TELL magazine's syndicated column-OPILOGUE(now rested).

Dotun Adesua of D'Ambasador Services(PR/Media/Entertaiment arm) engages S.e.gun the  Ondo State Comedy Ambassador:

S.E.GUN WITH TmanEmcee(Tolu Borokini)

Enjoyable read!

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Dotun- Do describe S.e.gun?

S.e.gun(pron:S.E.gun)is not a gun totting hoodie(laughter) I was born, Babatunde Oluwasegunfunmi Tolutope to Mr. and Mrs. BOT Omojola…(laughs) of course, who else for born me, but I’m simply called Segun Omojola. I describe myself, as obvious, fun to be with, passionately spontaneous, multi-gifted and blessed.

D
otun- Wow! Little wonder,you are into comedy or comedy is in(to) you.(smiles)

S
.e.gun- I wish I could say I was born into it, but, as far back as memory serves me, I didn’t want any dull moments, I didn’t like to see moody faces and all, so I went out of my way to try to liven up anywhere I found myself. Though in the early days, I was more of a nuisance than fun to be with, that was what I felt anyways, but I later realized that people loved my so called 'nuisance' because when I find myself feeling blue and quiet, people go, Segun what’s up?(Straight face and worried look) I quickly snap out of it and switch on the fun.

Dotun- Your stage-name S.E.gun still amazes me; conjoined with it is  'the Ondo State Comedy Ambassador (OSCA)'. Is it an award, title or brand?

S.e.gun- (laughs)The story long but let me 'shortcut' it. I looked at my name,Segun, and discovered that my nickname was embedded in it, that is S.e.gun (combination of alphabets S and E and the word ‘gun’-S.E.Gun) .While Ondo State Comedy Ambassador was born mid-2012. For instance, Alibaba is the Grand Comedian of the Federal Republic (GCFR), Jedi is the Well Fed Comedian, and my friend Ayodele Okundalaiye is known as the Senior Advocate of Comedy (SACO) so I thought to myself, in line with my passion for promoting Ondo State, why don’t I link myself with Ondo State ?  So I did some consultations, not Ifa(voodoo) things ooo-(laughs) and came up with Ondo State Comedy Ambassador, although I don’t address myself as a Comedian.

D
otun- (Sigh)Really?

S.e.gun- Yea! My ability to communicate effectively and be witty at the same time brought about a-one word  creative contraption-Comedycate, So,I call myself the Comedycator, you get the gist ba? (Laughs).

D
otun- Sure. (serious look) What motivates you?

S.e.gun-hmm, fun, the sound of rich gushing laughter, joy, happiness as in when I’m able to cause people to express all of these that I have mentioned and more, I love to see people happy. I made a decision way back when I was much younger that, even if all the time I had to spend with someone is just a second, that person will never forget me and interestingly, I find that to be the case whether I’m conscious of it or not.

Dotun- Akure,Ondo state, is your where you are based. Can you assess the growth of comedy industry there?

S.e.gun- Nice question. The comedy industry in Ondo state can best be described as emerging, growing, developing. Let me stop there before I finish the thesaurus-(laughs). My passion for the State led me to partner with other like-minded comedy acts from the state and beyond. Now we have comedy shows. Holy Laff came up in Ondo town on the 23rd of September 2012. It was put together by House of Talk Media led by the ArkBishop. Then I organized mine on the 2nd of December 2012. The show was tagged, Comedy Blast with OSCA and Friends. The turnout was incredible; it was actually a sold out show.
S.E.gun


D
otun- Comedy B-l-a-s-t!(stressed) My ears are really itching...

S
.e.gun-(laughs) it was a blast but not that a bomb went off ooo! My outfit, S.e.gun Concepts pushed it, Ondo State Agency for the Control of AIDS(ODSACA) supported it and Xclusive 2 Divinity(X2D) a foremost Gospel entertainment TV (with headquarters in Lagos)were our major media partner. Also, I had the backing of the SEE ONDO CREW. SEE ONDO is an acronym for Service, Exchange and Enterprise Ondo a network of brands in the state with the aim of putting Ondo state on the world map through the provision of excellent service.


Dotun-  Can I have a peep into other creative projects in the pipeline?

S.e.gun- Sure. I have passion for writing. I have compiled a collection of jokes(yet to be published) Also, there is a unique first of its kind Beauty Pageant in the offing…This year(2013) holds so much more for us.

D
otun- Before I say thank you for the audience…

S.e.gun- Make I say my own first(laugh). I  want to say a big thank you to the fan in my bedroom for keeping me cool during the heat period… laughs. I call that punfun. Anyways, to my fans out there and all that will read this, I say ngyabonga which is the way the Zulus say thank you for your immense support. I also want to encourage you to continue to support your own, promote your own and enjoy your own, me!!!

Dotun- Thank you for making me ‘laugh out my lungs’(lol)


S
.e.gun-hahahaha!


 Hook up with S.e.gun- just Google Segun Omojola or follow him on twitter @SegunOmojola or
Ring -234(0)8038194265 or Ping at him-228C3BF7

Friday, 28 December 2012

*A REASON TO SMILE-DAMMIE.



                        *A REASON TO SMILE.

The Song.
'Feyin e',an afrosoul spiced with rich guitar roots, is Dammie's official debut song. 'Feyin e' is a very inspiring song about having a positive mental attitude towards life's many challenges and getting you into the happy mood. This is a new year gift ‘cos its set for release on the 1st of January, 2013.

The Singer.
Dammie
-Damilola Ogungbeje-a graduate of Geology and native of Ondo State crowned this year with emerging the winner of Ondo State Talent Hunt 2012(with a cash reward of 2 million naira). Truly,the sky is the starting point for Dammie,who began music at a tender age of 9. The multi-talented Music Director not only sings but  also plays the drum kit and guitar. He leads the music band,

Signature .

The Source.

The anointed and inspiring Dammie is a strong believer in the Unseen God who controls the seen who gives everyone a reason to smile even in the midst of life's difficult situations.
Do enjoy the song!


’FEYIN E’ is a Yoruba phrase that means ‘do smile’.( Download the song from hulkshare.com,notjustok.com,mp3raid.com)

Contact DAMMIE on any of these paltforms:


+2348034084059,
BB- 33041125,
twitter- @dammie_steve,
facebook- Ogungbejedamilola,
email- damilolaogungbeje@yahoo.com




*By Dotun Adesua,a Poet,Public Speaker & Writer.